Driftwood · Whitstable, Kent
Singular pieces of driftwood for homes that have quite enough tasteful beige already.
See the first dropThe first drop
Two genuine one-off pieces, each photographed from three angles. The photographs show the exact pieces for sale.
Genuine product · One of one
Product 001 · One of one
£1,104
A natural piece of actual Whitstable driftwood measuring approximately 17 × 5 inches. The three photographs show the exact object from every useful angle.
Exact piece · One of one
Product 002 · One of one
£753.60
A substantial natural piece weighing approximately 1.06kg and measuring about 10 × 9 inches. Knots, hollows, twists and cavities give it an unusually sculptural shape, and it looks completely different depending on how it is positioned. The photographs show the exact one-off piece.
The new palette
Why Utter Shit?
The new look comes directly from Whitstable: painted blue woodwork, pale buildings, pebble beaches, calm water and the pink light over the huts. The driftwood remains the whole point.
Est. by the Thames Estuary · 2026
Every listing shows the individual piece for sale, not a flattering cousin pulled from a warehouse.
Dimensions, weight, finish and condition will be stated plainly before an order can be taken.
Delivery is free throughout the United Kingdom. We do not ship overseas.
Utterly individual